Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
