im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
