just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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