I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Panties = found
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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