Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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