Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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