Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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