I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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