But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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