Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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