and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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