hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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