i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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