Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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