i just had sex bonerless
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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