there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
A+ Viking dick
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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