Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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