I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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