your room smells of hookers.
And success
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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