sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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