Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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