take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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