part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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