My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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