you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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