Sry I called you an 8
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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