i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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