we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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