I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't think brook has ever known best
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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