It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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