it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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