i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There r osticjed everywhere
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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