I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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