Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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