Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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