is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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