David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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