you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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