Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like death gave me a hand job
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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