people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Randomize
