I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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