Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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