drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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