The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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