he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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