windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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