"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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