it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
