Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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