Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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