Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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