Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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