Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Randomize
