I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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