I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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