I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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