There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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